| - The heat is on - - Today's topic- "Latin Temper" DuMond "04
On March 6, 1836, nearly 1800 soldiers in the Mexican army of Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna brutally attacked the alamo. After a 13-day siege. Fewer than 200 men stood inside to defend the fort, accompanied by a small number of wives, children, and slaves. Miraculously, at least fourteen people lived through the battle, and a few would later provide chilling eyewitness accounts of what happened. In the end however the Alamo proved less of a millitary asset than the Mexican army had suspected.
On October 17 2004, nearly 1800 decimals of latino heat were shouted directly into my ear from the throat of one Rachel Zoraida Rouner. After a 13 minutes recovery seesion I was miraculously able to hear again.
Two decades, two different stories, two different people, but one distinct trigger....Latin rage/temper.
Latin temper is defined by Walter J Kronshell, Emeritus Professor of International relations at the University of Delaware northern, in his book "Discovering the Differences" as "the in-ability to control anger, usually induced by nothing at all, and usually ending in a wave of chilli pepper latino heat being forced upon the receipient.(39)" By defining what latin temper is, we will be more equipped to not only deal with the problem, but fully understand it as well.
But what causes these sporatic outbursts of anger and rage? Theorists have pondered....
Javier Vasquez, of the Brookings Institute, argues that its "latin Americas obseesion with drums, dancing, and spicy food". "Think about it", Vasquez argues, "spicy food, drums, and dancing is a recipe for disaster"."Not to mention heartburn...(or Acid reflux for you pc fucks*) I mean who doesn't get pissed when they get heartburn"
I however believe its much simpler than what Vasquez argues.
I figured out a formula to calculate latin rage, by using the specific genome differences to define the parameters of this mathematical solution. Round all answers to the 8th decimal spot.
where K is is Latin Genome
(*Editors note: In order to prevent arguing later yes indeed acid reflux and heartburn are two different ailments. So in the end that comment doesn't really make sense it just seemed to fit)
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OMG WHAT A NIGHT!!!! ok so get this i was hanging out with the crew, (THOR E-ROCK u TWO RULE!!!!!) and i was all like tired and stuff, and i dont know i just got to thinking and like i dont know. but then we went to steves house and i got really euchlog high rite. Then after that i saw this guy that i like used to know and i said "hey" and he was all like "what up". gosh what a JERK. SPRING FORMAL THIS WEEKEND. I AM SO EXCITED!!!!
and then i got like five MIP's. BUT ANYWAYS
